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Post by joe on Oct 9, 2010 8:19:37 GMT -5
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Post by max on Oct 9, 2010 10:20:24 GMT -5
they are hilarious and depressing at the same time
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Post by joe on Oct 9, 2010 10:26:14 GMT -5
if they article is legit then they were dead serious about everything in that miracles song.
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Post by forget it on Oct 9, 2010 10:30:37 GMT -5
im not gonna lie, i think ICP is funnier than saturday night live. because if you dont take it seriously, its hilariously stupid. if you do take it seriously, you're hilariously stupid. the whole god thing makes sense though. they did what the bible did. they made a bunch of bullshit metaphorical stories about magical beings who controlled every whim of the earth, depicted stories of whores and drunkards living life as usual, depicted stories of creation, destruction and such... oh yeah and then theres faygo. i think faygo and jesus are supposed to be the same thing really. it makes about as much sense as what it supposed to represent. makes perfect sense. so does this www.weebls-stuff.com/songs/magical+trevor/ |
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Post by xbr00talm0shbr0x on Oct 9, 2010 10:57:17 GMT -5
I have known they were christians for awhile. Supposedly the whole "Dark Carnival" idea is them talking about heaven.
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Post by brendan on Oct 9, 2010 12:45:57 GMT -5
"If you're explaining to your five-year-old son what fog is, then why do you not want to meet scientists? Because they're just like you, explaining things to people…"
"Well," Violent J says, "science is… we don't really… that's like…" He pauses. Then he waves his hands as if to say, "OK, an analogy": "If you're trying to fuck a girl, but her mom's home, fuck her mom! You understand? You want to fuck the girl, but her mom's home? Fuck the mom. See?"
I look blankly at him. "You mean…"
"Now, you don't really feel that way," Violent J says. "You don't really hate her mom. But for this moment when you're trying to fuck this girl, fuck her! And that's what we mean when we say fuck scientists. Sometimes they kill all the cool mysteries away. When I was a kid, they couldn't tell you how pyramids were made…"
"Like Stonehenge and Easter Island," says Shaggy. "Nobody knows how that shit got there."
"But since then, scientists go, 'I've got an explanation for that.' It's like, fuck you! I like to believe it was something out of this world."
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Post by Ryan. on Oct 9, 2010 13:00:20 GMT -5
I don't wanna talk to a scientist, just because I think they would be condescending
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Post by Ryan. on Oct 9, 2010 13:00:44 GMT -5
I guess what I'm saying is I kinda feel for violent J
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Post by brendan on Oct 9, 2010 13:34:45 GMT -5
living in south carolina will make you do that
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Post by Ryan. on Oct 9, 2010 14:15:15 GMT -5
dude, you have no clue SC is the worst, even our hardcore forum sucks
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Post by jason on Oct 9, 2010 14:19:40 GMT -5
"If you're explaining to your five-year-old son what fog is, then why do you not want to meet scientists? Because they're just like you, explaining things to people…" "Well," Violent J says, "science is… we don't really… that's like…" He pauses. Then he waves his hands as if to say, "OK, an analogy": "If you're trying to fuck a girl, but her mom's home, fuck her mom! You understand? You want to fuck the girl, but her mom's home? Fuck the mom. See?" I look blankly at him. "You mean…" "Now, you don't really feel that way," Violent J says. "You don't really hate her mom. But for this moment when you're trying to fuck this girl, fuck her! And that's what we mean when we say fuck scientists. Sometimes they kill all the cool mysteries away. When I was a kid, they couldn't tell you how pyramids were made…" "Like Stonehenge and Easter Island," says Shaggy. "Nobody knows how that shit got there." "But since then, scientists go, 'I've got an explanation for that.' It's like, fuck you! I like to believe it was something out of this world." This gave me a headache. |
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Post by johnribes on Oct 10, 2010 16:26:36 GMT -5
dude, you have no clue SC is the worst, even our hardcore forum sucks HAHAHA. If kids would just get off of listening to metal and pretending they listen to hardcore when they go to shows it would be fine. Charleston is definitely getting better but there is a for the fallen dreams show tonight that will probably send hardcore back into the dark ages. |
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Post by Ryan. on Oct 10, 2010 16:46:48 GMT -5
lol
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Post by dannyc on Oct 10, 2010 21:41:53 GMT -5
South Carolina used to have a decent scene, at least MB did. State sucks as much as ICP though, fuck 'em both.
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Post by johnribes on Oct 10, 2010 23:47:53 GMT -5
Get Wrecked Hate Crew?
comeehhhhhnn -____-
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Post by Ryan. on Oct 11, 2010 0:41:10 GMT -5
Lancaster used to have tons of shows, but everyone was in metalcore bands back then and wore skinny jeans and had those stupid little hair cuts, I know I had one too
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Post by brendan on Oct 11, 2010 1:41:59 GMT -5
Get Wrecked Hate Crew? comeehhhhhnn -____- i was thinking the same thing.... |
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Post by dannyc on Oct 11, 2010 13:09:23 GMT -5
I didn't say MB had "cool people to hang out with". They had decent shows for awhile 6-7 years ago. I remember when all the "tough" kids there were scene, the kids were fucking lame.
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Post by jason on Oct 11, 2010 13:10:52 GMT -5
Almost got stabbed one time by someone from Myrtle Beach because I moshed them to hard.
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Post by max on Oct 11, 2010 14:09:13 GMT -5
yea myrtle beach dudes, along with a couple of idiots from charlotte, jumped my little brother and some friends at a show. i think it was at shogun hideout.
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Post by johnribes on Oct 11, 2010 14:58:34 GMT -5
"100% Beef" best mosh crew of all time
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Post by joe on Oct 11, 2010 17:07:30 GMT -5
crews are fucking dumb
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Post by Ryan. on Oct 11, 2010 17:48:14 GMT -5
mosh hard act harder?
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Post by dannyc on Oct 11, 2010 22:14:01 GMT -5
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Post by jason on Oct 11, 2010 23:34:06 GMT -5
Crews suck
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Post by WIGGAPLEASE on Oct 12, 2010 0:01:20 GMT -5
MATT WATSON CREW 4 LYFE
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Post by Ryan. on Oct 12, 2010 15:24:16 GMT -5
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Post by joe on Oct 12, 2010 17:58:22 GMT -5
well this thread has officially derailed...
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Post by loluke on Oct 12, 2010 18:36:31 GMT -5
DSC fa lyfe
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Post by mike on Oct 13, 2010 19:07:38 GMT -5
best parody of hardcore crews
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